Just like last summer and the one before that, July and August are sticky, broiling and stifling. Aside from those suffering souls whose work keeps them outside or whose circumstances keep them in an unventilated environment, the heat is not so much a physical burden as it is a challenge to aesthetics, decorum and professionalism.
It’s not easy to look powerful and composed with sweat pouring from areas you didn’t even know had sweat glands.
In a heat wave – and with many more dog days to come – there really is no way to venture outside, from one air-conditioned appointment to another, without working up a generous layer of perspiration.
The best one can do is to take a few cues from another generation – a time of greater civility, a slower pace and no central air conditioning.
Use a handkerchief to mop your brow – and then put it away. Do not be one of those uncouth people walking around with a washcloth on top of their head. Main Street is not your personal loo. And hankies are better than Kleenex, which can disintegrate on your forehead, leaving you spackled with bits of tissue.
Walk on the shady side of the street and do so slowly. Learn to saunter.
The wonders of Dri-Fit and other moisture-wicking fabrics are great if you’re heading to the gym. But for professional purposes, make cotton, linen, wool – tropical weight – your friends. Behold the shirtwaist dress. Light colors are cooler, although darker ones are less likely to show sweat stains. Sandals, yes; flip-flops, no. I won’t even discuss pantyhose.
Gentlemen, wear an undershirt and, hopefully, you will not sweat through to your dress shirt. Nicely tailored seersucker is classic and charming, but not with a straw boater: You are going to the office, not floating down the river on a sternwheeler.
Near-nudity on city streets will not keep you cooler; you will only risk sunburning delicate body parts. If you are not basking in the afterglow of a 5K: Men, put your shirt back on; women, keep your nether regions reasonably covered.
Be a kind host and immediately offer hot arrivals some cold water – or better yet, lemonade – and an opportunity to freshen up.
To glow is human. There is no need to aspire to a perfectly matte appearance. No drugstore makeup can withstand this heat and humidity. So go easy on it, lest you look like an Edvard Munch painting. Even better, skip it. Your nude face will not scare small children – or your boss.
Do not crank up the air conditioning until icicles form indoors. Let your body adjust to the warmth. It’s a lot more jarring going from 65 degrees inside to 90 degrees outdoors than it is emerging from an office that holds steady at a nice energy-saving 78 degrees.
In polite conversation, it’s fine to comment on the weather. Then, move along. Obsessing about the heat will only make you hotter.