If a conversation with you about basketball would sound something like that third-period slide into home on the fourth down was amazing, you probably aren’t planning to watch the NCAA championship game Monday night.
While some people in your house might be tuned into CBS coverage starting at 8:30 p.m., here are some things you can sneak off and watch in another room.
ABC’s Dancing With the Stars and NBC’s The Voice are new from 8 to 10:01 p.m.
Several drama series are new Monday night:
The Following, 9 p.m. on Fox
Dallas, 9 p.m. on TNT
Bates Motel, 10 p.m. on A&E
The Blacklist, 10:01 p.m. on NBC
Spend some time with a couple of sitcom families during marathons of Full House from 8 to 10:30 p.m. on Nickelodeon and Everybody Loves Raymond from 8:48 to 11 p.m. on TV Land.
Cable networks are offering up marathons of reality television that might be a slam dunk.
Hoarders, 4 p.m. Monday to 4:02 a.m. Tuesday on Lifetime
Swamp People, 6 p.m. Monday to 4:02 a.m. Tuesday
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 7 p.m. Monday until 3 a.m. Tuesday
Duck Dynasty, 7 to 10 p.m. on A&E
River Monsters franchise, 7:30 p.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday
Cops, 8 p.m. to midnight on Spike
Tune into Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009) at 8 p.m. on Disney to catch a glimpse of Miley Cyrus before she started to stick her tongue out at everyone.
Call on Ghostbusters (1984) at 8 p.m. on VH1 Classic.
Sandra Bullock stars in The Blind Side (2009) at 8 p.m. on ABC Family.
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) scares up two showings, 7:30 and 10 p.m., on Oxygen.
Food Network has a new episode of Chopped followed by the premieres of new series Kitchen Casino at 9 p.m. and a new season of Mystery Diners at 10 p.m.
Four seasons ago, a vampire and werewolf moved into a house haunted by a ghost. Monday night, the roommates say goodbye as the U.S. version of Being Human ends its series run at 9 p.m. on Syfy. Two other Syfy series have season finales: Bitten at 8 p.m. and Lost Girl at 10 p.m.
Watch the madcap guys of Top Gear with a marathon that starts at 4 p.m. and ends with a new highlights episode at 9 p.m. on BBC America.
The RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise has new episodes from 9 p.m. to midnight on Logo.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a new show of clips at 9 p.m. after a repeat of the three-part reunion special from 6 to 9 p.m.