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David J. Phillip | Associated Press
Canada forward Benn Jamie scores the goal on USA goaltender Jonathan Quick.

Ow! Canada!

And so, in light of Canada 1, U.S. 0 in the Olympic men's hockey semifinals in Sochi, which came on the heels of Canada 3, U.S. 2 in the gold medal women's game ...

Let's go to the scorecard, vis-a-vis Americans vs. Canadians:

* Two attempted invasions of Canada. (Fail; fail).

* One gold medal in hockey. (Fail).

* One shot at getting to a gold medal in hockey. (Fail).

* The American Falls s***.

* We have to keep Justin Bieber.

* They get to keep Rob Ford, the world's most hilarious politician.

* In the traditional bet between national leaders, Canadian prime minister Stephen Harper is now two cases of beer to the good.

* "Dude! Party!" (Rob Ford to Stephen Harper, moments ago).

Ben Smith's blog.

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