This is what happens when you own a dog that will eat anything, absolutely anything.

This is what happens when you turn your back on that dog, even for just a second.

This is what happens when all you want to do is add a little bit of peppermint extract to your hot chocolate.

This is what happens when you open the spice cabinet to retrieve the peppermint extract.

Your beloved pet finds the green food coloring and promptly takes it to the living room area rug, where he likes to play with things. Your beloved pet easily puts enough pressure on the bottle to release the cap and squeeze the dye all over the rug.

All over his paws.

All over his mouth.

He finds it quite amusing.

You, well, do not.